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The food is in my kitchen it's screaming my name; the chololate is the loudest. I'd better see what's up!

My refrigerator is running... I'm running after it!

My stomach is talking to me; I'm answering it!

I'm doing that thing again. You know: taking some food, putting it in my mouth, swallowing it... I'm repeating the whole thing until my stomach is full!

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My mother said not to talk while eating.

I'm eating at the moment. Do not disturb or I will bite you!

I'm dreaming that I'm sleeping.

Can someone, please, turn off the Sun? I'm trying to sleep!

I'm sleeping in my sleep.

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Shhhh! I'm trying out my pillow. I'll get to you after I get the results back.

I'm sleeping, you are reading my status. I'm not sure why, but I don't envy you at all!

If you are reading this, I'm already dead! Just kidding! But some people really die in their sleep. Sweet dreams!

I am sleeping with a night lamp on. Not because I am afraid of dark, but because the dark is afraid of me!

I'm receiving a visit from the sandman.

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Sleep is sooooo gooood. I'm so tired that I might fall asleep on the keyboarfnjlascbxzhvxzzzz...

Always wear a nice pajamas when sleeping; you never know who you might end up meeting with. I'm wearing one right now!

I'm counting sheep, do not disturb. If I make a mistake and can't fall asleep, it's all your fault!

I love the inside of my eyelids. I simply adore them!

I'm sleeping on my keyboard. If I reply, it means that I'm talking in my sleep!

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Head in pillow.

I'm asleep, shh! I'm not talking in my sleep!

I'm looking inside my eyelids; when I'm done, I'll get back to you!

I'm asleep. Wake me up so you can see I'm asleep.

I'm asleep. If you want to leave a message to wake me up and talk... Guess what? Never gonna happen!

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I have a dream... A dream where chickens will cross the read without people having to ask why!