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I'm chasing my pillow under my blanket (I'm sleeping)!

DND! I'm trying to close my eyelids!

Shh! I have a serious conversation with my pillow!

Sorry, I have more important things to do than talk to you. I have to watch a soap opera!

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The TV is yelling for me... It keeps yelling... It says there's something good on!

I'm so hungry that I think my stomach is eating itself. I'm trying to calm it down.

Filling my tummy with something very yummy.

I'm eating food... Food is good... It gives me strength to do all sort of things... Things are good... Oh yeah, that's why I eat.

Food is like gasoline. People are like cars. Gasoline fuels car. Food fuels people. I'm refueling at the moment!

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Do not disturb. Special inspection at the fridge!

Maybe the pig is stupid, but it's got a delicious brain!

My stomach whispered to my ear that it's hungry... I'll be back when he'll whisper that he's hungry.

Taking a shower - another year passed by!

Hey, don't look, I'm taking a shower! Perverts!

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I'm in the shower. If you want to talk to me, I'll be waiting for you... Oops! I mean wait for me!

I'm chasing away my filth (taking a bath).

In the bathtub... Looking for the mermaid!

At the bathroom... I'll be back later. Much later!

I'm in the bathroom, making it rain!

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DND! I'm taking a bath. Don't disturb me or I'll splash you!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ. If you are wondering where the P is, it will be running down my leg if I do not get to the bathroom soon. BRB!

This user is away. He will be back when he will return!

Out of my mind. Back in five!

Keep calm, not even I don't know where I am. But I know I'm not here!

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I'll be back in a couple of minutes... If not, read this status again!