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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

A blind man walked into a bar… and a table… and a chair…

Rubik, cubic enemy number 1!

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party. Now I’m homeless.

A spider just crawled into my keyboard. It's okay, I have it under Ctrl.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Funny → Dad jokes

A blind man walked into a bar… and a table… and a chair…

Rubik, cubic enemy number 1!

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party. Now I’m homeless.

A spider just crawled into my keyboard. It's okay, I have it under Ctrl.