Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The thing that annoys me the most regarding the obscene messages on public bathrooms is that no body calls me.
I have a kid in Aftica that I take care of for just $2 per month. Which is very cheap compared to what it cost to get him there.
My fish died, but it's his fault. If he didn't like it outside the fish tank, why was he waggling his tail?