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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

God made the angels and put them in Heaven. But one was so sweet and so cute that the others were envious and threw him on Earth. Did it hurt when you fell?

Nice ankles, but I'd like them better if they were on my shoulders.

Why would you pay for a bra when I could hold your boobs up all day for nothing?

You look nice, but you'd look even better in my bed.

Nice skirt. Can I take it?

Has the sun come out or did you just smile?

I'm looking for a love + instructions manual.

Do have a map? Because I'm list in your eyes.

I thing I have some eye problems: I can't keep my eyes off you!

Together we'll know the whole world. I know what Hell is like, you know what Heaven is like. Let's both see what Paradise looks like!

I'm alone and I'm sure that you're sure that you don't want to be alone anymore!

It's said that only once you truly fall in love... I hope I'll be around you when that happens!

I had a bad day and a beautiful girl's smile always cheers me up. Wanna give me a smile?

I am a king... I have money, I have a car, I have a house; but what's the point of all these if I don't have you?

I'm not drunk; you just made me tipsy.

I'm looking for a lover; possibly unmarried!

They issues my medical certificate and said that I suffer for acute love; they recommended body heat and anesthesia base of kisses. Will you help me out with my treatment?

It's cold outside and I'm frozen. Would you like a hot tea by the candle light?

I'm looking for a daughter-in-law for my mother.

Special offer: I'm giving myself to you. I'm small and loveable, I come with an instructions manual and I have valid technical revision up to 2014!

I think you're tired, because you were running through my mind all day long!

I'm so nervous when I talk to you that I forgot my pick-up line.

Mmmm... What do I see here? You're beautiful and you've got style... It's like you were designed for me!

Where have you been all my life?

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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

God made the angels and put them in Heaven. But one was so sweet and so cute that the others were envious and threw him on Earth. Did it hurt when you fell?

Nice ankles, but I'd like them better if they were on my shoulders.

Why would you pay for a bra when I could hold your boobs up all day for nothing?

Romance → Pickup lines

You look nice, but you'd look even better in my bed.

Nice skirt. Can I take it?

Has the sun come out or did you just smile?

I'm looking for a love + instructions manual.

Do have a map? Because I'm list in your eyes.

Romance → Pickup lines

I thing I have some eye problems: I can't keep my eyes off you!

Together we'll know the whole world. I know what Hell is like, you know what Heaven is like. Let's both see what Paradise looks like!

I'm alone and I'm sure that you're sure that you don't want to be alone anymore!

It's said that only once you truly fall in love... I hope I'll be around you when that happens!

I had a bad day and a beautiful girl's smile always cheers me up. Wanna give me a smile?

Romance → Pickup lines

I am a king... I have money, I have a car, I have a house; but what's the point of all these if I don't have you?

I'm not drunk; you just made me tipsy.

I'm looking for a lover; possibly unmarried!

They issues my medical certificate and said that I suffer for acute love; they recommended body heat and anesthesia base of kisses. Will you help me out with my treatment?

It's cold outside and I'm frozen. Would you like a hot tea by the candle light?

Romance → Pickup lines

I'm looking for a daughter-in-law for my mother.

Special offer: I'm giving myself to you. I'm small and loveable, I come with an instructions manual and I have valid technical revision up to 2014!

I think you're tired, because you were running through my mind all day long!

I'm so nervous when I talk to you that I forgot my pick-up line.

Mmmm... What do I see here? You're beautiful and you've got style... It's like you were designed for me!

Romance → Pickup lines

Where have you been all my life?

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