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It is better to be rude and true than be sweet and fake!

Some people are constantly thinking about sex. Some never think about it.

Ideas are like diamonds: it takes longer to find them than to polish them.

It's bad when it's bad, but it's worse when there's no bad.

A man falls in love with his eyes, a woman with her ears.

The hardest job in a girl's life is to prove a guy that his intentions are serious.

A circuit that cannot fail will destroy all the other ones.

When you have to make a decision, the amount of relevant information that you have available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

A new kind of soldier looking for a lost soul.

A transistor protected by a fuse will burn out, protecting the fuse.

God save you from those who believe and have no doubt!

Stupidity means doing the same thing again and again, waiting for different results.

I don't think that God dead; just drunk!

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

When stupidity will grow wings, the sky will get dark.

Laziness must be tiring, because lazy people seem to be resting the most.

Mothers have a unique age: there are no young mothers, no ugly mothers, no beautiful mothers not ugly ones. There are just mothers.

To lie is better than to copy someone else's truth. If you lie, you're human. If you copy, you're a parrot.

Ideals are like the stars: you might never reach them, but they help you find a way.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in a way that you're eager to go there.

Fake is a new trend and everyone seems to be in style.

I'm not perfect. I have many defects. But I did not obligate anyone to accept me.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it!

Teachers open new doors, but you have to go through by yourself.

Open a book to learn what others thought about. Close it to learn how to think for yourself.