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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Jesus is well again!

I hope the Easter bunny will grant you a visit this year, although I know you haven't been as nice as you seem to be!

Knock! Knock! Today I hatched specifically for you, to wish you a happy Easter with laughter and joy.

The Easter bunny called and told me I'll be your gift for Easter. I'm in a little dilemma! I should be in your garden on Easter morning, but you don't have a garden... Should I climb up the balcony?

- He is back. - From the dead. - And He is more powerful than ever. - The new Christ 2009! - Alive and kicking!

A stupid person laughs three times: when others laugh, when he gets the joke and once more when he realizes that be laughed without getting the joke.

Humos is an emotional chaos that reminds you that you are totally relaxed.

A good sense of humor is none other than common sense, while dancing.

A total lack of humor makes one's life impossible.

A smile is environmentally friendly. It lights up everyone's day and doesn't use a lot of energy.

Humor is a sword made of rubber - it allows to sting without spilling blood.

Humor is the ability to see three sides of a coin.

Imagination doesn't console us for what we are not, humor is for what we are.

When you fight with your own conscience and you loose, you win!

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

A conclusion always marks the moment when you are tired of thinking.

Having a clean conscience is to have a bad memory.

A smile doesn't mean happiness, just as a tear doesn't mean pain. You can cry when you're happy, you can laugh when your heart is crying...

Learn how to defeat a tear with a smile, even when it hurts!

A memory, unfortunately, cannot be written in a book.

When you have to choose between your happiness are someone dear's happiness, choose his. If you truly love him, you will be a thousand times happier seeing him happy, and so you'll both be happy.

There's no better revenge than oblivion.

The wounds of the heart are different from the rest of them. They are torn open, but never close. They are always painful and start bleeding if you touch them.

If you don't h to be disappointed, don't expect anything from anyone!