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SSSSssss... Easy! Aaaaaaah, yeesssss! Lower! Lower! Yes! Exactly there... You offer great massages!

Tell me, does it hurt? Yes? Oh yes! It hurts. I'll put it in slower. Still hurts. OK, let's try another shoe!

A unidentified corpse was been found today. It was short, ugly, bald, no brain found and had a little penis. I'm scared, tell me you're OK!

Happiness doesn't cost a thing; but if you're sad, send me 10 euros! So you'd better be happy!

Why do Steaua fans stand up while riding the bus? Because they need to raise some points!

Last minute notice: The toffee room of Dinamo Bucharest was stolen. Two chairs and a table have been reported missing!

Cronus cut off his father's testicles, Uranus, which were the personification of the sky. I think he was right: you can imagine a sky with testicles?

Can you say that a chicken commercial is bullshit?

Unlike my phone, nature doesn't have "call waiting" service. BRB!

I'm offering a sacrifice to the porcelain god in my bathroom.

If I'm missing for a long period of time and you can read this... Help! I may have fell in the toilet!

I'm splashing around the toilet.

I'm off to be a king, on my throne [yup, I'm on the toilet].

My butt is having a serious conversation with the toilet.

Doctors say that it's good to drink 8 to 10 glasses of water per day. Unfortunately, this has some consequences. BRB!

I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a warplane pilot bombing the ocean!

"Passion pour chocolate".. DND, I'm on the toilet!

I'm wetting the flowers in the bathroom.

I;m away. If I'm not back in 5 minutes, it means I feel in the toilet!

Red code in my belly; do not disturb or it will get smelly.

I'm in the bathroom, making a bet with the toilet.

I'm gonna pee on myself! If you disturb me, I'm going to pee on you too!

I heard that they want to kidnap me... So I'm trying to get fat, to make it harder or them. BRB!

Filling myself up (eating)!

I have an illness called hunger. I'm off to heal myself!