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Ițm getting myself fat at the moment... BRB!

Statistics say that people who eat tend to live longer than those who don't. I want to live long!

The food is in my kitchen it's screaming my name; the chololate is the loudest. I'd better see what's up!

My refrigerator is running... I'm running after it!

My stomach is talking to me; I'm answering it!

I'm doing that thing again. You know: taking some food, putting it in my mouth, swallowing it... I'm repeating the whole thing until my stomach is full!

My mother said not to talk while eating.

I'm eating at the moment. Do not disturb or I will bite you!

I'm dreaming that I'm sleeping.

Can someone, please, turn off the Sun? I'm trying to sleep!

I'm sleeping in my sleep.

Shhhh! I'm trying out my pillow. I'll get to you after I get the results back.

I'm sleeping, you are reading my status. I'm not sure why, but I don't envy you at all!

If you are reading this, I'm already dead! Just kidding! But some people really die in their sleep. Sweet dreams!

I am sleeping with a night lamp on. Not because I am afraid of dark, but because the dark is afraid of me!

I'm receiving a visit from the sandman.

Sleep is sooooo gooood. I'm so tired that I might fall asleep on the keyboarfnjlascbxzhvxzzzz...

Always wear a nice pajamas when sleeping; you never know who you might end up meeting with. I'm wearing one right now!

I'm counting sheep, do not disturb. If I make a mistake and can't fall asleep, it's all your fault!

I love the inside of my eyelids. I simply adore them!

I'm sleeping on my keyboard. If I reply, it means that I'm talking in my sleep!

Head in pillow.

I'm asleep, shh! I'm not talking in my sleep!

I'm looking inside my eyelids; when I'm done, I'll get back to you!

I'm asleep. Wake me up so you can see I'm asleep.