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Keep calm, not even I don't know where I am. But I know I'm not here!

I'll be back in a couple of minutes... If not, read this status again!

I'll be back in a couple of hours. I didn't say starting from when.

If I'm not back in half an hour... please wait a little longer.

I'm away; please talk in a bag and when I come back you'll just give me the bag!

Away. If you need anything, leave a message after the beep: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

This user is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after your BUZZ!

Away over 7 seas and 7 countries, 7 waters and 7 continents, 7 mountains and 7 hills, 7 plains and 7 mounds, 7 pools and 7 lakes, 7 springs and 7 meadows, 7 cities and 7 neighborhoods, 7 blocks and 7 houses... Where not even your messages can reach me!

I'm away from the keyboard at the moment, but if you'll scream loud enough at your screen, I might just hear you.

I am away! I don't know when I'll be back! Hopefully 10 minutes from NOW!

If you disturb me, I will ignore you. If you annoy me, I will should you. I'm angry, do not disturb.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the stupider you are. I'm trying to become stupid!

Let's say that if homework would be optional, I wouldn't have this status!

I'm thinking how to do my homework... It might take a while!

The worst time to study is during the time between yesterday and tomorrow!

I want my homework to be asexual... so it could do itself!

Studying hard... or hardly studying?

Homework, homework and more homework! Maybe I should stop saying "homework" and should actually start doing it!

I'm trying to do my homework. I haven't started yet, but at least I'm trying!

I'm studying so I can educate myself. Leave a message and I might be able to read it when I come back. DND!

Studying... Unique moment in a man's life!

Don't wake me up. I'm studying!

Homework. I don't like the way it sounds, but for no reason, I'm doing it right now!

If you need me, I'm studying. If you really need me, I'm still studying!

Help! I'm buried in my homework!