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At the age of eleven she went vegetarian after being unable to rationalize why she should eat farm animals, but not her pet.

If you can't convince them, at least make them unsure!

I pity the parents that don't listen to their children.

You can take a horse to the water, but if you can make it float on its back, you got something there!

We're looking for a guard at the cemetery. We offer accommodation in the workplace!

I did not fall... The floor needed a hug!

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I stay up late every night, and realise it's a bad idea every morning.

A Papuan is a Papuan's friend, companion and food.

If you want to know how much we love each other, you'd better go outside the rain and hold your palms up. The amount of raindrops you can catch is how much you love me. The amount of raindrops you miss is how much I love you!

You remember darling, Marioara, cand I`m f**k you first time, prima oara... I dezvirgeneit you and let you blodi, and now you make love cu everybody.

Nature's calling me!

I'll call you later, sweety; I can't curse at you right now!

If you really wanna see your name in the newspaper, read it while crossing the street.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy. A bird can kiss a butterfly. The rising sun can kiss the grass. But you, my friend, can kiss my ass!

What I'm writing now are not words, but pieces of my heart and soul; love cannot be written, only felt.

Your love is painted on my soul, deep in my heart, always in my mind.

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? Why do we close our eyes when we dream? Why do we close our eyes when we kiss? - Because the best things in life are not the ones we see, but the ones we feel. When I close my eyes, I see you.

If every drop of rain could tell you how much I love you, you'd better look outside the window because it's raining.

one day you will ask me: what's more important, you or my life? And I'll tell you that my life is more important and you will get upset without knowing that you are my life.

I live for you; you make by heart beat faster whenever I see you. I love you for what you are: always besides be and in my thoughts.

Maybe for the world you're just one person, but for one person you are the world.

I asked God for a flower and He gave me a garden. I asked God for a glass of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel and He gave me you.

Jesus got high!

What should I write? I can only fit 255 characters! How many times can I write I LOVE YOU?