I hate people that say "I find that funny" when I make a humorous observation. M*****ker, I went out and looked for it, you ain't found shit!
According to Cannibal Holocaust, South American native tribes were the first to roast the guest of honor.
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
- They stole my phone! What should I do? - Have you checked with the police? - I did; it wasn't them.