A discussion between spouses: - I should have married the devil! - No way, baby! Marriage between blood relatives is prohibited!
A tourist in Florida: - Is it true that if you carry a lantern, the crocodiles won't eat you? - It depends on how fast you can run, the guide answers.
A terrorist enters a pet shop and screams: - I have a bomb. I want everybody out in 30 seconds. From the back of the store, a turtle: - Really?!
Two blondes talking: - The integral of a function is a generalization of the concepts of area, mass, volume and sum... - Ouch! The guys are coming... Let's talk about stupid stuff!
What is the difference between a fag and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out if it.
You were by my side when I got sick. You were by my side when they stole my wallet. You were my my side when I crashed my car. I think you're bad luck...
My Orange minutes are like the menstruation cycle: they come once a month and they last for 5-7 days.